10+ Best Funeral Invitation Quotes, Sayings

The funeral invitation is one of the typical things to do, in part of losing the people and conveying the emotions it is important that one should consider the purpose in better words that can also be done with the special quotes. Just check with this Funeral quotes, sayings.

  • I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
  • A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
  • Saying, ‘I’m sorry’ is the same as saying, ‘ I apologize.’ Except at a funeral.
  • To the solemn graves, near a lonely cemetery, my heart like a muffled drum is beating funeral marches.
  • Let no one weep for me, or celebrate my funeral with mourning; for I still live, as I pass to and fro through the mouths of men.
  • As a kid, I would wake up, and there’d be a jazz funeral while I’m walking to school. And when I come home, you can find Rebirth band playing for a birthday party the same day.
  • The Nobel is a ticket to one’s own funeral. No one has ever done anything after he got it.
  • I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
  • I seldom go into a natural history museum without feeling as if I were attending a funeral.
  • I mean some doctor told me I had six months to live and I went to their funeral.
  • When I die, I’ll probably climb out of the coffin and play the organ at my own funeral!
  • An elephant funeral makes me weep every time, and so does an ad with a kid leaving home for college.
  • The first funeral for Andrew Goodman was at night and it was a lot of work. To begin with they had to kill him.
  • If any of you cry at my funeral, I’ll never speak to you again!
  • I’ve got no idea when I am going to retire. Whenever they pick me up and take me to the funeral home, I guess.
  • If you carefully consider what you want to be said of you in the funeral experience, you will find your definition of success.
  • Love is the funeral of hearts.
  • Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.
  • It’s bad taste to be wise all the time, like being at a perpetual funeral.
  • But there, everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses.
  • The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead.
  • As a pastor, you get invited into the most poignant moments of people’s lives. Whether it’s a wedding or a funeral or a hospital visit, you get invited into the center of the event, whether or not you know the people.
  • A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in.
  • You can have money piled to the ceiling but the size of your funeral is still going to depend on the weather.
  • And whoever walks a furlong without sympathy walks to his own funeral drest in his shroud.
  • I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the fact that I was breathing.